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Spaghet Ts

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Do you miss the days when you learned the alphabet via cans of noodles instead of these newfangled teachers with their degrees from city college? Do you long for your childhood when your body didn't care if it was consuming the building blocks for a nutritional diet or sugary corn syrup and questionable wheat, tomato, and dairy refuse? Well, here at Impotent Products, we're bringing back a classic...

--Spaghet Ts--

Are you asking yourself, "does this contain an unsafe amount of sodium?"

The simple answer is, "NO!" provided you consume one can over the course of 3 days.

So crack open a room temp one with the boys and sprint 23 miles to get that blood stream flowing and negate the sudden spike of cholesterol coursing through your veins.

Sold wherever cans are handled with reckless abandon.

#CanYouDighIt

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