Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

The police are looking for me. They want to steal my power that turns anything I touch into a deadly melee weapon.
This stairwell gets 2 frozen vagrant turds with ice damage out of 5.
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Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado
The police are looking for me. They want to steal my power that turns anything I touch into a deadly melee weapon.
This stairwell gets 2 frozen vagrant turds with ice damage out of 5.
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