Impotent Products

Do you recall a time when men and women fought for their country, respected their elders, and picked their daily belly mutton to feed their families? Impotent Products recalls.

America has gotten hard. We're bringing back the soft.

So go on--pick it. Pick it like our forefathers and mothers did.

Belly Mutton contains 700% of your daily recommended barium.

Picked wherever puns are baaaad.