DANNON is dedicated to helping you poo. That's why we've taken our partnership with Jamie Lee Curtis to a whole new level by harvesting her tibias, regrowing them inside her legs, and repeating the cycle.
How does this help you go poo? Well ACTIBIA, as you may have noticed, is made of real bits of bone fragments that scrape the sides of your rectal cavity, ensuring a full expulsion of your body's fecal waste.
Severe pain followed by a discharge of blood is normal.
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