Gillette Guillotine

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Comics

Following their recent ad titled "Toxic Masculinity," Gillette has further trod down the road on this campaign with their follow-up product "Guillotine" for the man woke to the realization that he will never become a better human.

The guillotine carries a up-to-fifteen-use five-blade head (so invite your toxic male friends) and a lubrication strip that leaves your separated neck without all that noticeable redness (not counting all the blood that will spray everywhere).

When asked what was next on the horizon, a Gillette spokesperson hinted at a future ad displaying the words "just kill yourself" for 30 seconds during the Super Bowl.

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