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- Jan 25, 2019
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Halo 3, Crows Nest

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

I have committed...unspeakable horrors to these marines time and time again. I think I'll say sorry by throwing grenades at their heads one last time.

2 frag grenades max in your inventory out of 5.

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