- Jan 2, 2019
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NON-Toxic? I Thought You Said VERY Toxic Markers for Children

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Crayola Very Toxic Markers, Long-Lasting Adverse Effects

Honest mistake, really.

Sold (before they're recalled) wherever sleeves are dampened with snot.

#CrayCrayola #Creybola

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