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Chapel Stick Sin Protectant

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

Don't stick it in--just work the rim.

Does your preacher ail from dry, cracked lips after a prolonged service rife with condemnation and repentance? Well suffer eternally in hell no more! Introducing Chapel Stick: The first lip balm to beat the devil out of your lips and leave a cool spearmint aroma. Keep an eye out for Disciple's Sandal Wood.

Sold wherever Hail Marys are muttered begrudgingly.

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