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Roarmaine Lettuce
Impotent Products Do you want to take your salad game to the next level or not? Just sneak up on it and grab yourself a handful. It's all...
Apr 24, 2019


TaberSnackle
Impotent Products Is your priest about to flip a marketplace table in a fit of hunger? Your priest is saying prayer when he should be...
Apr 22, 2019


Barbied Wire Fence
Impotent Products The latest innovation in border fence that attacks the mental psyche is here! Impotent Products' 'Barbied Wire Fence'...
Apr 18, 2019


Spaghet Ts
Impotent Products Do you miss the days when you learned the alphabet via cans of noodles instead of these newfangled teachers with their...
Apr 4, 2019


The Crop Muffin Top
Impotent Products Do you enjoy wearing shirts that expose your skin to the cool air but hate when they reveal your muffin top-less belly?...
Mar 31, 2019


Filet Minion
Impotent Products When his arsenal of weapons was seized by the government and evil plans failed to bear fruit, Gru had to "lay off"...
Mar 29, 2019


Dos Ekans
Impotent Products He surfed Lake of Rage on the back of an enraged red Gyarados. Silph Co. developed the Master Ball in case he ever went...
Mar 27, 2019


Weeb Cuisine
Impotent Products Are you ever at an anime convention, dressed as a side character from a super obscure anime, and lack sustenance? Well,...
Mar 18, 2019


The Cloakquialism
Having a hard time fitting in to your new surroundings? Not sure how to interact with hot singles in your area? Introducing: The Cloakquiali
Mar 13, 2019


Spec Ops Croaking Device
Impotent Products This one is a freebie for the US Army. Forget invisibility! Create an aural frog croak around your person, giving your...
Mar 1, 2019


The Canadisc Disc Extractor
Impotent Products Ya ever want to enjoy a 60° summer day in shorts and throw the disc around with a couple of your fellow Canucks but...
Feb 28, 2019


Mace Windex
Impotent Products Your windows will be so crystal clear that they may cease to exist, and a young confused impressionable teenager may...
Feb 22, 2019


Cleaver Action Rifle
Impotent Products Impotent Products is bringing back a favored past time for killing others: slashing damage. Forget bullets, toss that...
Feb 22, 2019


Viet Conga by Ho Chi Mintendo
Impotent Products Bang the drums (included) along to the steady beat of rapid M16 (not included) gun fire. Sold wherever the means of...
Feb 19, 2019


Belly Mutton
Impotent Products Do you recall a time when men and women fought for their country, respected their elders, and picked their daily belly...
Feb 5, 2019


DANNON's Actibia
We've taken our partnership with Jamie Lee Curtis to a whole new level by harvesting her tibias.
Feb 2, 2019


The Edgar Allan Wrench
Impotent Products Hiding a body under your floor boards? We guarantee an air-tight seal that secures all heartbeats within the confines...
Jan 29, 2019


Maple Stirrups: For the Mountie-on-the-Go
Impotent Comics The Mountie life isn't all friendly 'hellos' and tree syrup, but sometimes IT IS! Outfit your Mountie today with some...
Jan 27, 2019
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