top of page

The Edgar Allan Wrench

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

Edgar Allen Poe Allan Wrench

Hiding a body under your floor boards? We guarantee an air-tight seal that secures all heartbeats within the confines built, removing any chance of preemptive confessions!

Sold wherever 13-year-old cousins are DTM*.

*Impotent Products does not condone marriage to persons under the age of 18. Impotent Products condones marriages strictly between one pet cat to another pet cat. Unnecessarily fancy attire is mandatory.

6 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Featured Posts

Recent Posts from Impotent Comics

Recent Posts from Impotent M.D.

Recent Posts from Stairwell Aficionado