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The Edgar Allan Wrench

  • Writer: Dan
    Dan
  • Jan 29, 2019
  • 1 min read

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

Edgar Allen Poe Allan Wrench

Hiding a body under your floor boards? We guarantee an air-tight seal that secures all heartbeats within the confines built, removing any chance of preemptive confessions!

Sold wherever 13-year-old cousins are DTM*.

*Impotent Products does not condone marriage to persons under the age of 18. Impotent Products condones marriages strictly between one pet cat to another pet cat. Unnecessarily fancy attire is mandatory.

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