The Crop Muffin Top
- Dan
- Mar 31, 2019
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Impotent Products
Do you enjoy wearing shirts that expose your skin to the cool air but hate when they reveal your muffin top-less belly? Introducing...
--The Crop Muffin Top--
Get that air circulation going while fooling surrounding love interests into believing that you do, in fact, own a pair of love handles--they're just a bit higher up.
Sold wherever beauty-fooling make-up is also sold.
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