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The Crop Muffin Top

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Impotent Products

The Crop Muffin Top, part of Impotent Satyr's Impotent Products line, as shown by this model.

Do you enjoy wearing shirts that expose your skin to the cool air but hate when they reveal your muffin top-less belly? Introducing...

--The Crop Muffin Top--

Get that air circulation going while fooling surrounding love interests into believing that you do, in fact, own a pair of love handles--they're just a bit higher up.

Sold wherever beauty-fooling make-up is also sold.

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