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The Crop Muffin Top

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Do you enjoy wearing shirts that expose your skin to the cool air but hate when they reveal your muffin top-less belly? Introducing...

--The Crop Muffin Top--

Get that air circulation going while fooling surrounding love interests into believing that you do, in fact, own a pair of love handles--they're just a bit higher up.

Sold wherever beauty-fooling make-up is also sold.

#BoneYogurt

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