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The Canadisc Disc Extractor

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Ya ever want to enjoy a 60° summer day in shorts and throw the disc around with a couple of your fellow Canucks but don't have a projectile? Well chances are you've got discs lying all around you, all you need is the tool to access them.

Presenting: The Canadisc Disc Extractor


Using the latest advancements in entertainment technology, extract one or both discs from any old can of, say, Heinz Zoodles.


Pull back and give it a whirl. Maybe knock back half a two-four.


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