So you set off on your adventure, mainly staying in the first area to monch some grass.

Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan leave behind snowy Michigan and move to the Atlantic Ocean, where they buy their first home and find jobs at

It puts me at ease knowing that my offspring can grow up and identify a tibia or detached septum after a workplace accident.

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Don't be like Frank. Buy yourself some hot sauce that puts the fire back in your step and not in your urine.

Blarts can learn the technical skill "Battle Blarts" and attach those razors to their segway, resulting in a fatal farce to be reckoned with

People are RAVING about the The Scouring Plaid Shirt, calling it "the physical manifestation of pain eternal, but I've never looked slimmer"

Are you tired of only being able to fit one brick at-a-time into your ever-salivating mouth?

There is a very good chance the leather came from your dog that went missing when you were nine.

Put down the wingsuit--you're geared up with fully built-in down to bring you up. Are you down with that?

Doom Baby Offensive: Feed the little guy enough UAC MREs and he'll spray caustic brown chunks that give even the gnarliest Pinky pink eye.

Don't be shy. My chelicera don't bite...softly.

They unleash their inner flirt and get all over stains, dirty spots, and pearl-white molars with pride-colored soap that just looks so tasty

Laffy Epitaphy--the official unofficial sacrament endorsed by the Catholic Church for mourners in need of a rich rib-tickler.

The only beverage to be endorsed by people who say they go to house parties and spend the entire night petting the owner's cat/dog.

Did mom buy you some Hoth Pockets but no sauce to dip them in? It's treason then.

Will it compost my nipples? No! We think! Gary thinks. He did all the research--granted, he had a seventeen-dollar budget.