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Franklin Drowns in Pussy

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When Franklin disobeys his parents and swims at the forbidden water hole, he meets two friendly neighbors who teach him all sorts of new things such as the CIA's faulty intelligence claiming that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction and America's subsequent invasion of Iraq based on such, how Finding Nemo is just an allegory for Edgar Allen Poe's search for his escaped 13-year-old wife and cousin, and underwater coitus--the latter being the main takeaway from Franklin's fun aquatic adventure.


Find this book anywhere snorkels are sold with a wink, head nod, and singular sustained "Niiice."

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