Kellyanne Conway revealed to The Impotent Satyr, and anyone who would listen, that she was the #1 source for all matters deemed private.

The science is still out on this one, Mr. Vice President.

The two talked about meeting up for drinks and watching the Jumanji remake.

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South Korean envoys traveled to Pyongyang for a two-day visit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to discuss possible denuclearization...

Russian President Vladimir Putin, in his annual address to the nation in Moscow, laid out plans for his assumed 4th term in the highest...

Impotent Satyr It was revealed Tuesday that porn star Stormy Daniels played and bested Trump in Mouse Trap six times in a row on a night...

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The Impotent Satyr President Trump has grown frustrated in the last few weeks with the Pentagon's non-militaristic options to deal with...

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Impotent Satyr The US President traveled to Davos, Switzerland on Wednesday, Jan 24th before his scheduled speech Friday. He brought with...

On January 17th, North and South Korean representatives met to discuss the future between their two countries. During the meeting it was...

In a 2017 press interview the president stated his hard stance on DACA, "We have to shut down this terrible, terrible Hogwarts class....

NYFD were called early Monday, January 8th, to extinguish flames from the roof of Trump Tower. Smoke fumed upwards above the famous...

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In a blow to growers and users of cannabis alike, January 4th marked an uncertain day for the future of medical and recreational...

Since President Trump's newest rollout of sanctions, the leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has thrown constant...