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- Jun 14, 2020
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Grad Celebrates Digital Commencement, Chooses 'Chocolatey Chip' Over Original Eggos

Updated: Aug 16, 2020

The Impotent Satyr

This special occasion dinner calls for a stick of butter that's not covered in toast particles. Yo, Aunt Jemima, we'll convene when these bad boys are luke warm and supine on my plate.

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