The Impotent Satyr

This special occasion dinner calls for a stick of butter that's not covered in toast particles. Yo, Aunt Jemima, we'll convene when these bad boys are luke warm and supine on my plate.
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Updated: Aug 16, 2020
The Impotent Satyr
This special occasion dinner calls for a stick of butter that's not covered in toast particles. Yo, Aunt Jemima, we'll convene when these bad boys are luke warm and supine on my plate.
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