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SMUCKER'S Eucharistables

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Religous uncrustables K pareev

Do you love eating the body of Christ but hate that it tastes like bread because it is? With SMUCKER'S Eucharistables you can enjoy the body of Christ how it was meant to be enjoyed--tasting like an actual human body.

Keep a look out for our new flavor, Hand and/or Feet Flesh & Rhubarb Jelly Sandwich, coming soon!

Sold wherever the Catholic Church's influence reaches.

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