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Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Takes Job as Starship Enterprise's Deflector Shield

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

The Impotent Satyr

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders in Spiderman's outfit strapped to the front of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek
Picard: Deflector shields up. Carefully--she's a hero.

Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders was out of a job for two days before receiving the call of a lifetime from the United Federation of Planets. They'd been watching her carefully for years as she deflected one question after another--day-in and day-out from the press corps. The Federation had never seen such a display of raw defensive power from any human. Sarah, of course, accepted the new role as deflector shield for the Enterprise, but she donned the attire of Scott Raimi's Spiderman to really give enemies of the Federation a visual taste of the strength that she possessed, and anything they threw at her was likely to bounce right back 10-fold with some added Huckabee flair.

After her first shift at work had finished, Lieutenant Worf reportedly challenged Sarah to Mok'bara, Klingon hand-to-hand combat, where he was bested to such an extreme that he subsisted on a pure liquid diet from the replicator for the next week.

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