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- Oct 26, 2018
- 1 min read

"If This Pipe Bomb was Real, Could I Do This?" Cries Lou Dobbs Before Sticking Up Own Ass

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

Lou Dobbs likes the unknown factor when it comes to possible explosives in his rectum

"See?" whispered Dobbs through gritted teeth, fighting back tears. "Fake bombs. Fake threats. Fake anal fissures."

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