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- Jul 19, 2018
- 1 min read

Wishing to Avoid Another G7, Merkel brings her own Starbursts to NATO Summit to Combat Trump

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

The Impotent Satyr

Angela Merkel unveils her own Starbursts

US President Donald Trump's words, "Don't say I never did anything for you," still lingered in the frontal lobe of the German Chancellor's brain as she fiercely nawed on a lemon-flavored cavity square, the sourness of which couldn't pucker Angela's lips any further than they already exist naturally.

#AngelaMerkel #PresidentTrump #NATO #G7 #Starburst #PresidentialConcessions

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