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Mussolini Cuisini | Frozen Entrée Ration

The only frozen dinner for one that's actually meant to be split between the whole family. In fact, that's our slogan.

Nerds Candy Cummy Clusters

Feel the eruption of flavor as you bite through the crunchy candy exterior and sink your teeth into the spunky, adhesive-like interior.

Cup my life into Reese's

Entire cup may be submerged in a milky brine.

()hole Milk

The only difference is that you can visibly & physically verify our non-mystery liquid via the revolutionary hole in the side of the bottle.

Lawrench of Arabia

"Gripping stuff."

Glube | For Couples Trying to Conceive

Men get bored after a while and tend to wander off post-nut. That's where Glube cums in.

Did You Know This Ozzy Osbourne Fact?

On the first night of the South American tour, Ozzy bit the bat-shaped mustache clean off a poor señor's face.

New Coworker Already Repeating Dialogue Lines

"He hadn't even worked a full week yet! He was hired on a Wednesday, and he's already said the same thing twice!"

CREEPER VANS | Off the Ankle Monitor

How does one send out the signal, "I'm interested in abducting you off the street in open daylight"? With CREEPER VANS, of course!

What to Expect When You're Expecto Patronum-ing

You brought this creature into the world; you raise it.