6 days agoChewee's Caramels OOPS! All SaltWe made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.
Jun 1Dong Smasher 2K23In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."
May 9Vics Now Offering Pizza By-the-HandfulCustomers ordering by-the-handful may not have their pizza reheated, for reasons Vics' lawyers claim are 'paramount in avoiding a law suit.'
Apr 24Chodelula Hot SauceWhat if hot sauce could stretch out your insides without wrecking you deep, deep in your intestines?
Apr 11Pre-Kissed GritsY'all ever get tired of folks hollering at you, "Kiss my grits"? Just whip out a box of Albers Pre-Kissed Grits and tell them "No thanks."
Mar 31Hairnets, Beardnets, Now Hornets: How This Kitchen is Ushering in the New Standard for HygeineElsa shined a heat lamp in her employees’ faces and was horrified by what she saw; Their mouths were humid and coated in saliva.
Mar 22Mussolini Cuisini | Frozen Entrée RationThe only frozen dinner for one that's actually meant to be split between the whole family. In fact, that's our slogan.