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The Evergreen State College | SEM II Building
This just happens to be my favorite place on campus to play guitar and make unsettling screeching noises.
Oct 26, 2024






Kingdong Hards for PlayStation 2
Donald, Goofy, and Sora fight the hordes of Hardless, thrusting and busting evil Dicney villains who use The Hardless like pawns.
Apr 27, 2024


Two Celebrities Who Did NOT Age Well
Where has the time gone? Where has my ample supply of cheese gone?
Apr 4, 2024


Stuart Belittle
The moment The Littles make their decision to adopt him, Stuart berates his fellow orphans for having been picked-over for a mouse.
Mar 24, 2024


DJ Khaled's Titillating Beats
"A nether one." (translation: a speaker is also located in my nether region)
Mar 24, 2024




Flay's Hand Peeled Skin Chips
Skin chips are hand peeled & fried to dry, flaky perfection. Naturally salty, our crispy boys are sure to satisfy any cannibalistic cravings
Mar 21, 2024




Falanel | Flannel-Coated Falafel
Our employees painstakingly clothe magma-hot falafel in flannel, creating our trademark product: FALANEL
Mar 20, 2024


$uiciderboy$ Hard Cider
Your liver will handle what your heart can't. Drink up, bitch.
Mar 20, 2024


America Has Developed the World's First Non-Sexual Food
Food scientists at Standford & Sons University have bio-engineered the very first food that is not sexual in any way, shape, or form.
Mar 17, 2024


Nunyuns | Onion Flavored Halos
Relief instantly washes over you, as Nunyun holes are large and famously not tight. Sticking one's finger in a Nunyun gives no satisfaction.
Mar 10, 2024


Cunnilanguish | Medical Diagnosis
Treatment includes but is not limited to: Sighing loudly or making fart sounds with your mouth during foreplay
Mar 6, 2024


Ñ the Enya Mariachi Cover Band
I say 'yay'; You say 'yay'; We all say 'yay' for Ñ.
Mar 4, 2024


Life is a B
Sparky's life didn't quite go as planned. But he is still a pretty good boy.
Mar 3, 2024


AirBud vs MVP
The animals' bodies begin to grow. A little. They grow, like, almost a foot bigger. It's super intense.
Mar 3, 2024




Embarrassed Coworker Caught on Fly Trap Chooses Death Over Asking for Help
"Believe it or not, while hanging from this adhesive tape covered in dead flies, I've found God. And She has a proboscis."
Feb 5, 2024


Take 5 Gum | Urani-yum Blue Flavor
Imagine adding ice cubes to trail mix.
Jan 15, 2024


Baldur's Gait
Baldur's Gait is finally here for an Xbox360. Come see and watch all the horses walking that you could for ever ask.
Dec 28, 2023


Guy-Burst | Hair Gel-Infused Candy
It feels like I swallowed a live hedgehog. It's like my esophagus is a window curtain, and that blue candy I swallowed was Garfield.
Nov 12, 2023


Where Those 'Down With the Sickness' Vocals Came From
Ten Thousand Light Bulbs in the Air
Nov 12, 2023
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