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Rick Paramoranis

That's what you get when you let spaceballs win

Chewee's Caramels OOPS! All Salt

We made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.

Shot Through the Heart, Museum Curator to Blame

You give Louvre a bad name

Dong Smasher 2K23

In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."

Vics Now Offering Pizza By-the-Handful

Customers ordering by-the-handful may not have their pizza reheated, for reasons Vics' lawyers claim are 'paramount in avoiding a law suit.'

Sham Pain

This is a bottom shelf wine for a bottom shelf kind of night.

Chodelula Hot Sauce

What if hot sauce could stretch out your insides without wrecking you deep, deep in your intestines?

Pre-Kissed Grits

Y'all ever get tired of folks hollering at you, "Kiss my grits"? Just whip out a box of Albers Pre-Kissed Grits and tell them "No thanks."

Hairnets, Beardnets, Now Hornets: How This Kitchen is Ushering in the New Standard for Hygeine

Elsa shined a heat lamp in her employees’ faces and was horrified by what she saw; Their mouths were humid and coated in saliva.

Mussolini Cuisini | Frozen Entrée Ration

The only frozen dinner for one that's actually meant to be split between the whole family. In fact, that's our slogan.

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