Face Off | Kate Bush, John Travolta
I'd be runnin' up that hill (wearing your face) Runnin' up that road (still wearing your face) Runnin' up that building (sweating profusely)
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- Jul 28
Creed's Scott Stapp Seen Busking for a Job
"I'd really prefer to work somewhere on or adjacent to golden streets."
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- Jul 13
Hot Sockets
Upon first bite the Hot Socket burns my mouth in 2 ways. 1st the marinara instantly perforates the roof of my mouth with second-degree burns
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- Jun 20
IceCP | F*cking Dragnets
Where's all the sexy corpses at? Don't tell me I bought all this scuba gear for nothing!
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- Jun 15
Did You Know? Guns n' Roses Converted 'Sweet Child O Mine' Lyrics for International Release
Flaccid Jazz I haven't an ounce of regret for making this.
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- Jun 2
Chewee's Caramels OOPS! All Salt
We made Gerald try out one of these heavily-salted caramels. After eating one, Gerald was speechless.
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- Jun 1
Dong Smasher 2K23
In a land ruled by dongs, only one dongless individual can stand up and say, "No dongs for me, please."
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