"We installed the auto-slapper to bring the excessive haughtiness down to acceptable levels."

After completing a bout of chemotherapy to combat his pancreatic cancer, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek returned to the quiz show, wearing a leat

"Annals is just one word we found when looking through the DICK-tionary."

The Impotent Satyr ATTENTION residents of West Olympia, a cougar has been spotted near Capital Mall, and she is giving no quarter. Local...

The Impotent Satyr Real government truthers know the Earth isn't round nor is it flat--it's a triangle.

Aldo Boyd arrived to work on a cool August morning with a skip in his step and began turning on the garlic butter finger-smudged lights to

The Impotent Satyr Olympia area man Jordan Shuleice let fall a single tear after loading up the webpage for the latest Thurston County...

The Impotent Satyr On Tuesday, August 27th at approximately 3:47 PM, downtown Olympia resident Ezra Staley spoke the most profound string...

The Impotent Satyr "So I just shoot this guy in the head?" asks Zack Kornfield, pointing a trembling finger at a bound & gagged man on...

The Impotent Satyr In a move that has local Olympians up in ecologically-friendly arms, The Park Side Cafe is targeting the oft neglected...

The Impotent Satyr "What are they going to do, lock me in?" boasts local shitbag Desdemona Mauthoder, leaning over and on her...

They drove to a secluded spot behind Arby's, and Darrellll pushed some requests deep into the senator, who let scream an excited compliance.

"Free Masons want to keep control through Alex Trebek's soft, caring eyes convincing Americans to apply HeadOn directly to the forehead!"

Space bucks--a highly valuable currency on the moon gift shop, but basically Monopoly money here on Earth (except for the Hot Topic in Tulsa

The neighborhood children pointed and laughed, calling him names like "The Red Barron" and "Blonde Strawberry"

"I wouldn't want him around my kids, but if he walked into my dildo shop with that warm smile, he'd be getting fast service & a firm shake."

Will they become a model citizen paying taxes and buying stamps? or will they lick grocery store ice cream and place it back in the freezer?

Steve continues his redemption arch and dons the Yellow Ranger suit, only it's too small to fit him and expose his stomach and thighs.