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The only noodle that tastes you as you taste it!
Enriched with vitamins and minerals to disintegrate your hunger in no time! Any feeling of being digested from the inside-out is perfectly normal!
It's the only noodle endorsed by Senator Palpatine to feed a clone army.
Goes great with Bantha balls and marinara!
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