Have you ever felt what it's like to be touched by an angel? Kind of oily and a bit too warm, right? Well, what if I told you that you could experience that same sensation but without the warm part (and, let's be honest, the uncomfortable eye contact)? Impotent Products' new KoKo Germz are heavenly chocolate balls that may very well take you to heaven.
Each ball is hand touched, sniffed, and packaged in a busy international airport bathroom. Come get your daily dose of microorganisms, fellas.
KoKo Germz are sold in the section of the weed store where the budtender sits and chews their cud while destroying the atmosphere (and their coworkers' lungs) with methane-rich flatulence.