it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

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Genesis front man Phil Collins doesn't remember acting in the 1995 movie Waterworld, and I think that's the least of his problems.

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Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

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Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."

it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

I was so happy to find some stairs that I didn't bother seeing the falls—I'd already fallen head-over-heels in love.

They said I could be anything I set my mind to and work hard toward. So I became a stairwell aficionado.