- Jan 19, 2019
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Commy Crunch's Oops! All Gulags

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

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Captain Crunch parody Commy Crunch Oops! All Gulags

I hope you like the flavor of potatoes/cabbage/starvation, as this cereal will lock up your taste buds until death parts you. Quit Stalin; get yours today!

Given wherever ration lines are waited in.

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