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Anthony's restaurant, I think? Somewhere near there Olympia, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Yeah, these stairs get the job done. It ain't much but it's an honest 1 out of 5 dying memes. #Memeonlastleg...
Jan 15, 2019


Quick Stare: Someone's Property Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado These stairs rule. 4 unexpected but unsatisfying M. Night Shyamalan twists out of 5. #MontesanoWA...
Dec 31, 2018


Olympia State Gov. Office Building 2
Stairwell Aficionado Happy Halloween! Oh boy has it been a while since I wrote a full-length stairwell review. I celebrated Stairwell...
Oct 31, 2018


Quick Review: Thriftway Backroom Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Right after I took this picture the pallet jack came alive, chased me down, and hoisted me up by my underwear,...
Oct 23, 2018


Quick Stare: Hoquiam City Hall Hoquiam, WA
Stairwell Aficionado These aren't the Golden arches I was promised, Mom, but I looted the employee fridge and made my own Kid's Meal. 4...
Oct 18, 2018


Quick Stare: Nelson Field Montesano, WA
Stairwell Aficionado Is there a wood splinter-caused infection equivalent of tetanus? Cause I'm gonna need its vaccination before I climb...
Oct 2, 2018


Quick Stare: Tacoma Convention Center--Tacoma, WA
Stairwell Aficionado This stairwell cured my erectile dysfunction. 5 doctors asked if Cialis is right for you out of 5. #TacomaWA...
Oct 1, 2018


Quick Stare: Grays Harbor County Public Health & Social Services, Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado I slid down the banister and fell head first into the recycling bin, becoming entombed in a sea of shredded...
Sep 7, 2018


Quick Stare: Tacoma Art Museum
Stairwell Aficionado This isn't actually a stairwell you can walk on. This is a picture of a Wile E. Coyote-esque painting on a wall....
Sep 7, 2018


Quick Stare: Econo Lodge I-205 Portland, OR
Stairwell Aficionado The bottom of this stairwell was completely taken over by flies. In unison they attacked pressure points on my body,...
Sep 7, 2018


Quick Stare: Another Read Through Portland, OR
Stairwell Aficionado This staircase led to a magical loft where the internet has no power and books rule the land. At least that's what I...
Sep 7, 2018


Quick Stare: Someone's House in Sweden
Stairwell Aficionado Knowing IKEA, this stairwell is unusable and for looks only and will surely fall apart upon first step. 5...
Aug 30, 2018


Mima Mounds Observatory, Little Rock
Stairwell Aficionado I have Carly Ray Jepson's "Call Me Maybe" running through my head on repeat. And I only know the chorus, so it's...
Jul 26, 2018


Quick Stare: Cosmopolis Treaty Grounds Facility
Stairwell Aficionado The gate kept me out, but the likelihood of tetanus kept me out more. 3 anti-vaxers out of 5 would like to speak to...
Jun 27, 2018


Quick Stare: Aberdeen City Hall
Stairwell Aficionado Business business business business. Move aside, there's businessing to business. I give it 2 "Hey! what are you...
Jun 24, 2018


Grays Harbor College, Aberdeen
Stairwell Aficionado I always felt bad for this stairwell. GHC was my destination after high school, and the building where this...
Jun 11, 2018


Quick Stare: WA State Capitol Campus near Vietnam Memorial
Stairwell Aficionado As it turns out, those colorful beams are not, in fact, lip stick. 3 cold sores out of 5. #Olympia...
Jun 5, 2018


A Quick Stare: beside Safura's Mediterranean Cuisine, Lacey
Stairwell Aficionado The Greek food smelled nice, but I don't olive juice this stairwell. 2 dancing John Travoltas out of 5....
May 28, 2018
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