"You can't get something like this just anywhere," said the president, holding up the triangular dice-filled ball.

The English trench-coat wearing baritone proceeds to dance to some swingin' 80s synth and, oh yes, you've been Rick-rolled.

Mr Kim declared that he'd reached the super Saiyan state, and the vibrations experienced were the result of ki blasts shot from his palms.

"I'd heat it up myself but our Christmas turkey was female, and Karen won't leave me alone with it."

"If swinging an axe is anything like swinging a golf club, then I'll have trained my entire presidency for this moment."