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Rinse and the Real Lotion

Flaccid Jazz This is what it sounds like when doves cry [SPLASHING NOISES]

Easy, Breezy, Face-Eaty, Beautiful

Velociraptor seeks biped who enjoys outdoors

North Korean Radio: The Sequel

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North Korean Radio

When radio DJ Kim Jong-un tells you, "Don't touch that dial," you'd better not touch that dial.

The Tuning Forklift

Impotent Products So you're seventeen minutes into what's supposed to be Band Aid 38 (the supergroup of famous musicians making an album...

Call 811 Before You Diggity

Flaccid Jazz I like the way you work it. Especially after you've called 8-1-1 to confirm with your local utilities company that it's OK...

Fry-Burst | Chicken Cordon Bleu Raspberry

Impotent Products You know when things get put inside other things, and then you roll that up and put it in another thing? And then you...

NFL Draft Punk

Flaccid Jazz "One more time we're gonna celebrate—" *ref blows whistle* EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION! FIVE YARD PENALTY! *the home team crowd...

Report: Funnel Jamming Drawer Yet Again

The Impotent Satyr Jeez loo-eez. Can I catch a break while reaching for a slotted spoon? I'm just trying to stir the macaroni noodles I...

Yogurt Lidz

Simply throw the empty, yogurt-less plastic cup somewhere in nature or in any garbage can that's right next to a recycle bin.