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Kakauabunga

Kick the office paper shredder and shuck open a box of Kakauabunga!

You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

S Cargo | French Bistro Mollusc Delivery Service

Impotent Products Impotent Products is expanding into the food delivery market! Through online polling, questionnaires, and blurting out...

Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."

Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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The Adventures of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy

Buy your own "Action Figures" at a weed shop near you and recreate all of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy's high-larious adventures.

fitbitch | Fitness Devolved

Seamless smart-phone pairing lets you be disappointed by your dog anywhere. The option to relay voice messages of your shame.

A Comprehensive List of Animals (I Regularly Punch in the Face)

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Exposing Olympia's Beyblade Underworld

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Mari's Confinemints

The grape flavor is TO DIE FOR. Billy Fishskin was transformed into a gelatinous, bloody pool AND STILL WENT BACK FOR SECONDS.