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Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs

The Impotent Satyr Thurston County's darling Italian sub sandwich shop announced, via a message burned onto thirty-seven hoagie roll...

Tat Skins

Each bag of Tat Skins contains your daily recommended intake of lower back butterfly tattoos.

THCRABBLE: Mike Tython Edithion

Enjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".

The Expellianus Spell

Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

Hive-Burst | Bee-Infused Candy

I wasn't aware that BEES FIXED THE FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER CRISIS. Oh, wait, they didn't! Piss off, Jerry.

High-Bert

This post is sponsored by the letters "T" "H" & "C".

Kakauabunga

Kick the office paper shredder and shuck open a box of Kakauabunga!

You May Not Like it, but This is What Peak Physigull Fitness Looks Like | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 16

Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

S Cargo | French Bistro Mollusc Delivery Service

Impotent Products Impotent Products is expanding into the food delivery market! Through online polling, questionnaires, and blurting out...

Red Lion Inn/Governor's Hotel

Was it a metaphor for our relationship? I don't know; I am way too drunk to psychoanalyze what she meant by "emotionally distant."