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A Dan Moment

Stories From the Satyr's Haunches A sudden realization leads to the excavation and catapulting of another's areola through the air. As...

Canceling Your TV Service

Impotent Comics Don't you just hate it when you go to cancel your 'all-horses all-the-time' television service and the representative on...

High-Wurst

High-Wurst are gummy dummy thicc frankfurters that will fill your entire mouth with smokey, Capri Sun-like flavor.

Searching Containers Twice in BioShock w/ the Scrounger Gene Tonic

Why—no—how is it possible to re-search a container that's already been searched, with NOTHING BEING FOUND DURING THE FIRST SEARCH??

Meconi's to Alter Name to McConi's, Serve Irish Take on Subs

The Impotent Satyr Thurston County's darling Italian sub sandwich shop announced, via a message burned onto thirty-seven hoagie roll...

Tat Skins

Each bag of Tat Skins contains your daily recommended intake of lower back butterfly tattoos.

THCRABBLE: Mike Tython Edithion

Enjoy spelling your favorite words without the difficult-to-pronounce no-no letter, replacing it with good ol' "TH"; mother nature's "S".

The Expellianus Spell

Impotent Comics This is official Harry Potter canon, btw

Hive-Burst | Bee-Infused Candy

I wasn't aware that BEES FIXED THE FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER CRISIS. Oh, wait, they didn't! Piss off, Jerry.

High-Bert

This post is sponsored by the letters "T" "H" & "C".