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May 21

Marmots

Introducing the first gummy candy to guarantee a complaint to the HOA by your neighbor.

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May 18

Either You Resurrect or Find a Job

Jesus Christ, does it smell like a dead body in here, or is it just you? Both? Oh.

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May 6

Trail of Tears For Fears | Songs From The Big Line

Flaccid Jazz I was going to write a track list, but going any further with this feels too wrong.

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May 3

The KaYak | Smelly, Non-Reusable & Biodegradable

Shipped product may be smelly and/or near-death. It is recommended that you use the KaYak immediately after receiving.

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Apr 26

Priest Cop

"I'm not just a priest...I'm also a cop!"

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Apr 24

PEZhaluysta (Made in Russia)

PEZhaluysta! The only candy that asks for consent before lodging itself into your throat.

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Apr 19

Bred Bull Bread-Bowl-in-a-Can!

Experience the natural sogginess of the bread's insides, and wash it down with Red Bull and some chewy bits!

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Apr 12

A Quarantined Stare: My Apartment Building

it's a pretty standard apartment building stairwell, kind of like this Charles Shaw Red Blend I'm drinking straight from the bottle.

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Apr 12

The Breakless Club | Very Bored Pirates Ep. 15

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

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Apr 2

Èomer's Glue

Made from real dead horses!

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