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Homislide (Homicide Slide)

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The Adventures of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy

Buy your own "Action Figures" at a weed shop near you and recreate all of Marma Man and Brownicle Boy's high-larious adventures.

fitbitch | Fitness Devolved

Seamless smart-phone pairing lets you be disappointed by your dog anywhere. The option to relay voice messages of your shame.

A Comprehensive List of Animals (I Regularly Punch in the Face)

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Exposing Olympia's Beyblade Underworld

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Mari's Confinemints

The grape flavor is TO DIE FOR. Billy Fishskin was transformed into a gelatinous, bloody pool AND STILL WENT BACK FOR SECONDS.

Kàkaw | Crow Shrieks in a Box

Kàkaw is sold in the section of the weed store where a generous-but-misguided budtender is rolling joints with lotto tickets.

Eye Brownies

They called you crazy for wanting to stick baked goods onto your face.

The Man Who Held In All of His Farts Until He was Elected Senator

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Marmanaras

As basil hits your tongue, your Sicilian crone-of-a-mother-in-law nods her head in approval of you—for once. Savor it, mi amore.