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Shart Through the Heart | Novel, Thriller

Impotent Products | Henry swore up-and-down that farts could sound like wet bubbling, slopping against polyester.

The Spatulula

Your favorite meal just got a whole lot excited

Gojiravatar | The Way of All Water

Pandoraborous

PENultimate 2.0

PENultimate 2.0 — It's not the ballpoint pen you're looking for, but it's the one you happen to find first or, rather, find second-to-last.

Hunger Overruled

"The court sentences you to 200 hours of assembling pigs in a blanket."

Saitama goes to a straight-edge party

Drank it in one gulp.

Mattrescide | Queen Bed Disposal/Deposal

It's time to step away from the guillotine and give Mattrescide a call.

Inchiladas

Perhaps it's time to talk to your proctologist about INCHILADAS. The food designed to be eaten in two bites or less.

Marmas | Boo Raspberry

Look for Boo Raspberry Marmas in the section of the weed store where the budtender has been screaming and crying blood since the start of th

Blur Raspberry Marmas

What does Blur Raspberry taste like, you ask?