The Impotent Satyr On September 25 President Trump addressed the United Nations General Assembly in New York, boasting about the triumphs of his people in charge. "In the past two years my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country. John Kelly has scraped nearly all of the gum off the underside of the Oval Office desk, left there by Jimmy Carter and his Trident addiction. Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has deflected so many quest
In a 2017 press interview the president stated his hard stance on DACA, "We have to shut down this terrible, terrible Hogwarts class. Who's hiring these teachers? The first guy had Voldemort on his head. One guy was a werewolf! I mean come on! We need to fire the entire school board! Get 'em outta here!"
Earlier this week a cabinet member managed to get a word in when she caught Trump with his mouth full of ham on the bone. Once the correct information reached his brain his