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Barron Trump Highscores Galaga Arcade Machine, Doesn't Type ASS as Name

The Impotent Satyr The young, good-Samaritan wrote in "ARR" because he likes pirates. But not 'Pirates of the Caribbean' pirates--he's...

1000s of Nilla Wafers™ Box-Structures Razed as N. Korea Dismantles Nuclear Sites

The Impotent Satyr Punggye-ri, the North Korean nuclear testing site, is underway for deconstruction, according to images taken by a...

Quick Stare: Cape Disappointment Lighthouse, Ilwaco

Stairwell Aficionado The ocean waves crashing were louder than the ghost pirate wailing in my ear. I wish the hand rail was able to...

Trump says US and North Korea Had Direct "High Level" Texts

The Impotent Satyr The Impotent Satyr was lucky enough to be sent leaked texts between US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader...

Biden Waiting to Reach Center of Jawbreaker Before Submitting Presidential Bid

The Impotent Satyr "I wish I could take Trump behind the gym and chew his baby hands off." #JoeBidenPresidentialBid

Comey Begins Book Tour at New York's Trinity Kindergarten

The Impotent Satyr Former FBI Director James Comey announced a tour date to promote his book "A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and...

Paul Ryan Begins Cleaning Out Office, Packs Up Entire Papa Roach Discography

The Impotent Satyr Speaker of the House and P90x enthusiast Paul Ryan announced Wednesday April 11 that he will not seek a second term in...

Is EPA Head Scott Pruitt Becoming a Super Villain?

The Impotent Satyr Since being appointed head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Scott Pruitt has done everything in his power...

Quick Stare: University Place Pierce County Library

Stairwell Aficionado I don't like this yellow thing telling me where I can't drive my car. 2 angry fist shakes outta 5 #UniversityPlace...

McMaster: "Donald Trump is the One True Heir to the White House Throne"

Sir Bolton, bring me his head

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