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The Impotent Satyr The young, good-Samaritan wrote in "ARR" because he likes pirates. But not 'Pirates of the Caribbean' pirates--he's...


- May 15, 2018
1000s of Nilla Wafers™ Box-Structures Razed as N. Korea Dismantles Nuclear Sites
The Impotent Satyr Punggye-ri, the North Korean nuclear testing site, is underway for deconstruction, according to images taken by a...
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- Apr 20, 2018
Quick Stare: Cape Disappointment Lighthouse, Ilwaco
Stairwell Aficionado The ocean waves crashing were louder than the ghost pirate wailing in my ear. I wish the hand rail was able to...
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- Apr 19, 2018
Trump says US and North Korea Had Direct "High Level" Texts
The Impotent Satyr The Impotent Satyr was lucky enough to be sent leaked texts between US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader...
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- Apr 17, 2018
Biden Waiting to Reach Center of Jawbreaker Before Submitting Presidential Bid
The Impotent Satyr "I wish I could take Trump behind the gym and chew his baby hands off." #JoeBidenPresidentialBid
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- Apr 16, 2018
Comey Begins Book Tour at New York's Trinity Kindergarten
The Impotent Satyr Former FBI Director James Comey announced a tour date to promote his book "A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and...
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- Apr 11, 2018
Paul Ryan Begins Cleaning Out Office, Packs Up Entire Papa Roach Discography
The Impotent Satyr Speaker of the House and P90x enthusiast Paul Ryan announced Wednesday April 11 that he will not seek a second term in...
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- Apr 7, 2018
Is EPA Head Scott Pruitt Becoming a Super Villain?
The Impotent Satyr Since being appointed head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Scott Pruitt has done everything in his power...
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- Apr 6, 2018
Quick Stare: University Place Pierce County Library
Stairwell Aficionado I don't like this yellow thing telling me where I can't drive my car. 2 angry fist shakes outta 5 #UniversityPlace...
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- Apr 5, 2018
McMaster: "Donald Trump is the One True Heir to the White House Throne"
Sir Bolton, bring me his head
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