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Kim Jong-un on Donald Trump: "I Will Tame the U.S. Dotard With a Kamehameha"

Mr Kim declared that he'd reached the super Saiyan state, and the vibrations experienced were the result of ki blasts shot from his palms.

"Nuke it All," Says Mike Pence as Karen Microwaves a Plate of Christmas Dinner Leftovers

"I'd heat it up myself but our Christmas turkey was female, and Karen won't leave me alone with it."

Historic White House Magnolia to be Cut Down

"If swinging an axe is anything like swinging a golf club, then I'll have trained my entire presidency for this moment."

Department of Ecology, Lacey

Like a victim of Volkswagen's emissions-cheating vehicles I felt dooped by the cafeteria stir fry, but I wasn't going to receive reparations

The Evergreen State College LIB Building (West Stairwell)

The echo is amazing. It's like a conversation with another person, I imagine.

The Evergreen State College CAB Building

I've been spending a lot of time at school--The Evergreen State College, that is--Jefferson Middle School's security has my car on file.

Olympia, WA Capitol Building

I drove to the capitol and tried my best not to look like or think terrorist thoughts just in case the politicians were telepathic.

The Evergreen State College Clock Tower

The Evergreen State College showcases their ginormous clock tower with a four-floor staircase but no hunchback to fall in love with me.