Stairwell Aficionado As it turns out, those colorful beams are not, in fact, lip stick. 3 cold sores out of 5. #Olympia...

Stairwell Aficionado Welcome to 2018, my Stairwellingtons. That's what my fans call themselves. Don'tcha? To start off the new year right...

I've been spending a lot of time at school--The Evergreen State College, that is--Jefferson Middle School's security has my car on file.

I drove to the capitol and tried my best not to look like or think terrorist thoughts just in case the politicians were telepathic.

The Evergreen State College showcases their ginormous clock tower with a four-floor staircase but no hunchback to fall in love with me.