Stairwell Aficionado Oh boy, I haven't written a full-length stairwell review in a long time. This one deserves it, though, as it's Hoquiam's equivalent to Olympia's Port Plaza Viewing Tower, which I reviewed just over a year ago. As my older readers can attest to, I used to lick the stairwells as part of the reviewing process. Well, I haven’t licked a stair since… *drags cigarette* April 2018: The Evergreen State College Library Building East Stairwell. There was a painting

Stairwell Aficionado With my amount of knowledge of this area, I'd say that those tubes fire missiles loaded with drugs to Mexico where they're then smuggled back across our border to fuel the idea for a need for a wall. Or not, but speculation is so IN right now. This rusty child's hazard gets 3 tetanus Jell-O shots out of 5. #GraysHarborStairwells #HoquiamStairwells

Stairwell Aficionado There're, like, at least 7 stairwells here. Although I'm preeetty sure these giant cylinders contain David Schwimmer's dead acting career, separated so that they can't reunite to wreak havoc on the world again. 3 "Get off my sister!"s out of 5. #Fiends #GraysHarborStairwells #HoquiamStairwells

Stairwell Aficionado This almighty stairwell leads to heaven. The bouncer at the bottom keeps asking to see my nips, yet never lets me up. I asked to speak with the manager, so then St. Peter comes down and asked me what the problem is and I told him my dilemma AND THE GUY HAS THE GALL TO ASK ME IF I SHOWED THE BOUNCER MY NIPS. Still a 5 out of 5 stairwell tbh. #GraysHarborStairwells #HoquiamStairwells

Stairwell Aficionado When cars drive over this bridge it sounds like Jay Jay the Jet Plane flying back into my life after he left to buy cigarettes 10 years ago. It gets 3 horrendously anthropomorphized Enola Gays flying towards Japan out of 5. #HoquiamStairwells #GraysHarborStairwells