Captain MacGuffin and the crew find a dead body adrift but get distracted by an atypically attractive avian.

Captain MacGuffin strips down and reveals all to his First Mate.

Do you not feel the vicious sway of your butt cheeks as they allow passage of this gas unto your faithful crew?

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate meet face-to-face with the unknown as they continue their hunt for supplies.

Captain MacGuffin and his First Mate attend boarding school.

Captain MacGuffin and the First Mate learn the value of a good telescope.

The Crew of the Plank Slate face their worst fears with only a sugary loaf to protect them.

Captain MacGuffin and the crew play a rousing game of softball and test out a few of Isaac Newton's theories.

Crewman Lizardbreath seeks out Captain MacGuffin's wisdom and knowledge about sea vessels. Also, Crewman Leonard is there, too.

The crew moors The Plank Slate in hopes of hiring a few deck hands, but bad handwriting causes Captain MacGuffin to exercise a demon.

The crew watches in horror as Captain MacGuffin plays God.

The crew makes a Skyrim nod and learns about insurance.

The crew is forced to learn how to love after love.

The crew gets into some trouble when they take on a hitchhiker without checking their references.

Captain MacGuffin must do something drastic to raise the waning morale of his crew.

The crew engages in a family-friendly game of Russian roulette.

Lacking citrus fruits, among other things, the crew talks of unionization.