Apr 23, 20191 min

TaberSnackle

Updated: Mar 10

Impotent Products

Deluxe Model also functions as a microwave

Is your priest about to flip a marketplace table in a fit of hunger?

Your priest is saying prayer when he should be saying 'Grace.'

Your priest is citing scripture when he should be serving supper.

Your priest is delivering a homily when he should be digesting hominy.

Help a brother out. Get your priest a TaberSnackle today.

*IMPOTENT PRODUCTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ASH WEDNESDAY FOREHEAD CROSSES IN CHEEDLE (CHEETO DUST).

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