Marmas | Grey Poupon

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Sure, gummy candy has all those fruit flavors you've been eating since you were a kid. But that's just it—you're an adult now, and you should be eating a gummy candy FOR AN ADULT.

One candy square tastes like just like eating a tablespoon of Grey Poupon. The vinegar-heavy THC high gives the sensation of grinding mustard seed in a granite pestle & mortar, only to be slapped in the face by a Frenchman yelling, "Vous vous êtes fait ça!"

Buy them in the section of the weed store where that creepy bud tender keeps trying to sell you a timeshare located on his dick.