Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado
Oh this is a nice, curving stone stairwell.
It even has some wooden hand rails for added safety.
Woah, simmer down, Sheriff. I don't know where those dead bodies came from. The hand rails (which should have saved them a horrible fall) made this stairwell appear so safe, but I suppose some dastardly illusion magic has been cast over our eyes.
I see you've brought your Deputy along, but I don't know what to tell you--I'm not the contractor who installed those devious hand rails.
OK, you know what? I don't like what you're implying and HOW you're implying it.
This stairwell gets 2 lawbreakers who paid with their blood out of 5.