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Portal to Soundless Abyss Candidate Polling Well w/ Single Mothers of 3+ Kids

Updated: Jul 19, 2019

The Impotent Satyr

Sen. Warren has shown interest in the Portal candidate becoming her Communications Director if she wins the Presidency

June 26th's Wednesday night debate got off to a surprising start when it came time for the Portal to a Soundless Abyss' turn to introduce themself. The colorfully dark candidate took the five minutes given to slowly rotate in absolute silence, bringing discomfort to most of the audience and admiration from Amy Klobuchar who said post-debate, "It's like I'm looking at myself in a mirror."

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