top of page

Kàkaw | Crow Shrieks in a Box

Impotent Products

You're walking alone at night. You feel a haunting stare from a pair of eyes. Footsteps behind you are quickly edging closer. The would-be assailant is nearly upon you!

"Not today, mother fucker," you whisper to yourself behind a half grin before opening your little brown box of Kàkaw. Out from its cardboard depths arises an eardrum-piercing crow shriek! It rattles your enemy, causing them to urinate their trousers and flee in terror.

But they haven't learned their lesson...not yet. You open the box once more; the retreating hoodlum defecates their pee-soaked pants. A wet turd drips down their pant leg and onto the asphalt.

"You didn't have to do that; I was already running away!" they scream at you.

It's true—you didn't have to do that. But fuck 'em. They're going to have a field day with laundry later, and you are going to enjoy, like, some cannabis-infused chocolate-covered caramels, or something, safe and sound at home. Yeah, that sounds nice.

Kàkaw is sold in the section of the weed store where a generous-but-misguided budtender is rolling joints with lotto tickets.

Original Kakau product | It's hip to be square.

9 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Featured Posts

Recent Posts from Impotent Comics

Recent Posts from Impotent M.D.

Recent Posts from Stairwell Aficionado

Recent Posts From Gamer's Stairwell Aficionado

Recent Posts from Impotent Products

bottom of page