"Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Crafts you have started, now fulfill them all, to lord and land and grandchildren for Christmas presents!"
I've been stuck on this advertisement for days—talk about a cohesion that transcends my understanding of what is physically possible!
Hold your horses and keep a strong lookout for Gollum's Googly Eyes coming soon to a Michael's near you!
Sold wherever the bond between horse and rider isn't just love and respect—it's horse paste, and it's everywhere.