The Impotent Satyr

My god! You monsters! Hasn't she had enough? You've beaten her to a pulp! Her head is dented in and the feedback I'm getting from her sounds like a baby whale in an industrial Japanese blender.
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Updated: Jul 19, 2019
The Impotent Satyr
My god! You monsters! Hasn't she had enough? You've beaten her to a pulp! Her head is dented in and the feedback I'm getting from her sounds like a baby whale in an industrial Japanese blender.
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