Jun 25, 20191 min
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Impotent Products
Did mom buy you some Hoth Pockets but no sauce to dip them in? It's treason then.
But hold the phone! Don't sell her out to those moisture-sucking Tusken Raiders just yet!
Introducing...
--Skywalker Ranch--
Straight from the pure(in)bred Tauntauns' tatas living on George Lucas' larger-than-life property.
Slather it on your salad!
Brush it on your bantha burgers!
Place your porg wings in it and pop 'em in your mouth!
Do all these things AND MORE!
Just don't stop giving George Lucas your credits.
Sold wherever moons are actually space stations.