Half Shell (Alice in Chains somber parody)

Flaccid Jazz

We met the Foot Clan's rise

We saw our own demise

And now I fight

Now I fight this battle all alone

No turtle to turn to

No sewer to call home

My nemesis is great

My brothers met their fate

And here I hide

Here I hide crying in my shell

I couldn't save anyone

Now I live in my own hell