Mar 29, 20191 min
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Impotent Products
When his arsenal of weapons was seized by the government and evil plans failed to bear fruit, Gru had to "lay off" employees to pay the mortgage. But from that low point he's savored the taste of success and is continually hiring on more and more employees for brief amounts of time to push his new product:
--Filet Minion by Despicable Meat--
You may be thinking some strange, ridiculous, unproven-in-a-court-of-law thoughts right now. Well, stop it, unless you want to hear from our lawyers.
Sold wherever folks enjoy the taste of Kevin.