Mar 20, 20191 min
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
Impotent M.D.
Impotent M.D. has teamed up with the Impotent Products division to bring the people life-saving technologically savvy hopes & prayers on a stick. Introducing...
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They work like your standard cotton swab but they're at an angle. And I don't care how good it feels, don't stick it in your ear! Never mind that it's like getting a crisp massage under a waterfall; we can't handle a lawsuit if one of you fuckers John Bonhams your head hole to Kingdom Come. That concludes my presentation.
Sold wherever Harry Potter whisked away to with the flu powder when he said "Diagon Alley" incorrectly.