Sep 6, 20181 min
Updated: Jul 19, 2019
The Impotent Satyr
"My what big eyes you have," California Democratic senator Kamala Harris pointed out to the room.
"All the better to see why my girls basketball team loves the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch," replied the smiling Supreme Court hopeful Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
"My what big arms you have," Harris continued.
"All the better to hug my anime Trump body pillow with," Kavanaugh shot back with a wink.
Kamala Harris pressed on, "My what a big mouth you have."
Kavanaugh stopped smiling, his eyes rolled to back of his head, and his jaw unhinged. "All the better to swallow this galaxy's sun and plunge this world into darkness, beginning again the cycle of consummation and rebirth through torment and despair through you pitiful, plentiful mortals."
"Alright... so you coach girls basketball?"
"That's correct. Go, Blessed Sacrament Knights."
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